The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Scde2]

For standing up to the 2[sup]nd[/sup] Estate!

 

[Neonbob]

...for mixing the 2nd with the 3rd!

 

[Lambi]

For "Did you ever have an avatar other than your 'Nuke the whales'?"

 

[Scde2]

For having an avy with blue hair!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not being open to the idea of me taking your fingers!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For the swordfish equivalent of Pearl Harbor!

 

[Neonbob]

...for making a website about potatoes!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For the lobster equivalent of Waterloo!

 

[Scde2]

For Buddha!

 

[Neonbob]

...for rubbing random fat people's bellies!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For the clownfish equivalent of the Somme!

 

[Neonbob]

...for poisoning me with decaf!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being dependent on caffine!

[sub][sub][sub]I can't use up all of the horrible slaughters you've caused in one go. I need to save some for later.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for pretending that you don't love the rush it gives you!
[sup]Good idea, there. Pace yourself [/sup]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For thinking I like risking heart failure!

 

[Neonbob]

...for breaking the sound barrier with chopsticks!

 

[Scde2]

For loading...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For locking and...

 

[Scde2]

For not updating!