The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for playing with your legos while I was burning your house down!

 

[neoontime]

...for not noticing I was trapping you in while you were burning it!

 

[Neonbob]

...for wrapping my hamburgers in loincoths!

 

[Scde2]

For being too sexy for his shirt!

 

[Neonbob]

...for doubting my level of familiarity with socks!

 

[Lambi]

For offering free socks and never giving me mine!

 

[Ren3004]

For not wearing socks.

 

[Scde2]

For wearing sock puppets.

 

[Neonbob]

...for ignoring all signs of fatigue!

 

[Scde2]

For eating chips when he was thirsty!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a semiautomatic squirrel!

 

[Scde2]

For taking away my nuts!

 

[Neonbob]

...for hiding your legs in stockings of blue!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For forgetting that whales are immune to radiation.

 

[Neonbob]

...for ignoring the explosive forces!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For not accounting for the world-flooding tsunami that nuking the whales in their natural habitat would generate!

 

[Neonbob]

...for caring so much about the after-effects!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For not caring at all.

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting me to!