The Guy above me is a troll because...

[TheDoctor455]

For trying to kill us all just to pursue your stupid Captain Ahab-esque vendetta against whales!
What the fuck did they do to you man?

 

[Neonbob]

...for forgetting all of the times I've told you what they did!
[sup]y'know...killing my family on a pleasure cruise and whatnot? They deserve to die![/sup]

 

[Scde2]

For moose piss!

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting people to drink it just because you carbonated it!

 

[Scde2]

For having a negative kill death ratio in Black Ops!

 

[Neonbob]

...for reminding me of the last five games I've played D:

 

[TheDoctor455]

For buying Black Ops.

 

[Scde2]

For staring at me!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not liking the attention!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For trying to marry a nuke.

 

[Neonbob]

...for condemning all people for breathing!

 

[Scde2]

For being all high and mighty!

 

[TheDoctor455]

FOR BREATHING SO DAMN MUCH! GET OFF MY LAWN -ERR... SHIP!

 

[Neonbob]

...for making the tongue a lethal weapon!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for spouting nonsense! (Protoss don't have tongues)

 

[Ren3004]

For banning people.

 

[Neonbob]

...for lacking such a basic awesome thing!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for using a tired joke.

 

[Ren3004]

For getting late to Ninjafest 2010.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for... shut up.