The Guy above me is a troll because...

[TheDoctor455]

For orphaning the whale-human hybrid.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a luminous jellyfish cuddler!

 

[Ren3004]

For creating mutant radioactive whales.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For not hesitating when turning corners.

 

[Ren3004]

For smacking people on the head as they turn corners.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUDmvhcZNrA

Heh... one of my favorite episodes.

 

[Neonbob]

...for lying about your age to the attorney!

 

[TheDoctor455]

...for lying about your age to the attorney!

Hey, when you've died and lived as many times as I have, you tend to get a little fuzzy on the minor details.

OT:
Banned for wrongfully accusing me of deliberately lying to an attorney.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being deliberately fuzzy in recollections!
[sup]that's what your brain gets![/sup]

 

[Scde2]

For being one of my favorite customers.

 

[Neonbob]

...for misusing my table saw!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For nudging me off of Scde2's favorite customer list! I have to pay a LOT more now...
Damn you... rain of irradiated whale corpses!!!! For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee, ye damned whale!!!!

 

[Neonbob]

...for losing your life in the battle of the month!

 

[TheDoctor455]

for confusing me with the actual smurf that died in the battle of the month!
I'm still here! ME! Ezio Audi-- wait... no.. NAMELESS ONE!!!!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not giving yourself a name!

 

[Scde2]

For infecting me!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not making your own antidote!

 

[Lambi]

For breaking my ears!

 

[Scde2]

For creating his own line of clothes!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not finding out if you fit into any of them!