The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Scde2]

For being in the wrong thread...

 

[Ren3004]

For being in the right thread.

 

[Scde2]

For being in the wrong internet tube!

 

[Neonbob]

...for redistributing all the pennies in the Northern Hemisphere!

 

[Ren3004]

For wanting them all to himself.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not wanting a bunch of penny filled socks!

 

[Lambi]

For sleeping on the job, costing millions of lives!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not taking naps with me!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For wanting to take a midday nap while being over 12 and under 80 years old.

 

[Lambi]

For thinking the weirdest thing about his sentence is that he's between 12 and 80 years old, and not that he wants me to take a nap with him.

I wouldn't refuse, though ;3

 

[TheDoctor455]

For trying to invalidate my statement.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not loving naps the way all people should!
[sup]naps are fucking awesome![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For not inviting me over for a nap!

[sup][sup][sup]And maybe something more ;3[/sup][/sup][/sup]

 

[Scde2]

For being banned from South America!

 

[Lambi]

For not knowing I've never been there, so I can't get banned from there!

 

[Scde2]

For not knowing people can be banned from places they haven't been too!

 

[Lambi]

...For never changing his title!

[sup][sup]A good one would be "Catboy cuddler" :3[/sup][/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting so many people to change!

 

[Lambi]

For licking your boots clean!

 

[Neonbob]

...for covering your teeth!