The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For thinking I'm going to drink with him around again.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For apparently having had some bad experience while being drunk around him and not telling me the juicy details!

 

[Neonbob]

...for letting me get the drop on you!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For pretending to be a Creeper!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For actually being a creeper.

 

[Ren3004]

For creeping the creeper.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For still not hesitating around corners.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For hesitating to go around a Corner while Creepers are sneaking up behind you!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For sneaking up on me!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not enjoying the ninja hug!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For enjoying i!

 

[Ren3004]

For wanting more!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting some too!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing your public duties!

 

[Scde2]

For refusing my smoked salmon!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not knowing how gross cold smoked salmon is!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For complaining!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not joining in the bitchfest!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not inviting me!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not coming along anyway!