The Guy above me is a troll because...

[TheDoctor455]

For stringing people along.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For pulling a Brad!

 

[Scde2]

For constantly instigating revolutions in Panama!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking the revolutions!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For letting the hamsters eat my posts!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For wasting the Escapists critical exclamation mark supplies.

 

[Neonbob]

...for allowing space rodents to gain access to your brain!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For allowing brains to gain access to your space rodents!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to let me hug you!

 

[Scde2]

For filibustering mah Emo Rights bill in the Senate!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not telling Neon he can hug me in that thread!
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.174412-The-Hugging-Game?page=886#9326034

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being accessible!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For attempting to take advantage of that!

 

[Scde2]

For trying to change our capitalist ways.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... What? How did you know? Have you been spying on me?

 

[Neonbob]

...for not loving the attention I give you!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I don't while there is no proof of that in either way!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For thinking evidence is a prerequisite for judging people!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not letting me eat your face!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not just eating his face anyway!