The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Scde2]

For improbabilities!

 

[Neonbob]

...for leaving me to diiiie

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting hit by your own nukes!

 

[Scde2]

For being nuked by your own hits!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to hug me!

 

[Scde2]

For expecting hugs during the middle of the night!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not wanting them during the middle of the night! That's prime hug time!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being a friendly American.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a friendly...
Whatever, your userpage loads too slow.

For having a slow loading userpage!

 

[Neonbob]

...for licking my christmas tree!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For pretending to be a christmas tree!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not falling into my trap!

 

[Scde2]

For laughing at me when tried to trap. >_>

 

[Neonbob]

...for using kettles!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trying to find a way to abuse kettles!
[sup]Excellent! Continue doing that![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not doing so earlier!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I would waste my precious time on something like that when I can just let you do it!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing my bribe!

 

[Scde2]

For knowing my secret!
You know the one....

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For thinking his secret matters.