The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for being a dark corner!

 

[Scde2]

For eating vegans!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not eating them!

 

[Scde2]

For being a meatitarian!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "That's Carnivore to you!"

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For killing a certain warrior before I could!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not being faster!

 

[Neonbob]

...for going across the universe!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For making surfboards out of dried Whale tongues.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not ordering one!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For thinking anyone would want one.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being very gullible.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For doing stuff!

You know what I mean...

 

[Neonbob]

...for being cryptic!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For not being cryptic enough.

Good.

 

[Neonbob]

...for hiding out in a basket!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For jumping into another basket that was headed for hell!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For letting him jump in that basket!
Damnit, the pizza I ordered is in that one!

 

[Scde2]

For being a fish doctor!

 

[Neonbob]

...for cooking all my patients!