The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For nuking all your patients!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a fussy ninny!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being way too something!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not hating telemarketers!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing they work for me in my plot to annoy people!
[sup]Yes, I've even got a plot like that![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a ponce!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For being a mega-ponce.

 

[Neonbob]

...for adding fire to my sandwich!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For setting your sandwich on fire!

 

[Neonbob]

...for leaving my socks in a bucket of water!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For allowing him to turn your socks into sock tea!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For dreaming of owning his own personal ocean to hunt in.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For not helping me build Rapture!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not hitting Redlin for thinking it's limited to an ocean!

 

[Neonbob]

...for licking my sodas!

 

[Scde2]

For having super tasty sodas!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not loving SPAM the way I do!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For the Eel equivalent of El Alamein!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For unnecessary and flamboyant use of Latin.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For telling me the meaning of my dream with the spinning arrow.