The Guy above me is a troll because...

[TheDoctor455]

For not getting the dream's meaning on your own!
It means: GET LOST!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For telling me to get lost, and for being discriminatory to trolls.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not enlightening your parents!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For expecting a troll to enlighten people!
[sup]Trolls only serve to entertain me![/sup]

 

[Scde2]

For thinking that the internet is serious business!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For downloading the Serious Business app on my PDA!

 

[Scde2]

For building all the buildings!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For gaining all the levels.

ALL OF THEM.

 

[Scde2]

For including a 13th floor in a 25 floor building!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For forgetting to include the 19th story in a 30 story building. [/wayside]

 

[Scde2]

For not looking hard enough!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For devoting three chapters to the 19th story and then combining stories 20, 21, and 22 in order to keep it at 30 stories!

 

[Neonbob]

...for going around with salami in your cap!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For actually nuking the narwhals.

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting them to get free passes!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For trying to make sense of the Perfidity of Trolling.

 

[Neonbob]

...for painting penises in Saint Peter's Basilica!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For painting the town red with Whale blood to show your festive spirit!

[sub]Merry Christmas Bob of the Neon! Have a great New Year too while you're at it XD[/sub]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For making a horde of Delibird be Santa Claus against their will.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not hitting Scde2 because he implied earlier that entertaining me is not serious business.
Also for not hitting him for my entertainment!