The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Scde2]

For attending the "Troll Academy for Trolls"!

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting a degree!

 

[Scde2]

For not boarding the Cole Train... >_>

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting him to board the Coal Train!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For boarding the gravy train with Homsar!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing that was actually a disguise!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For being GlaDOS and Clank in disguise.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing those two are my henchbots!

 

[Neonbob]

...for having henchbots!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For perpetuating the usage of "because for," which is terrible grammar.

Wait. Shit.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For not actually being "The One".

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being "The Two."

 

[Neonbob]

...for reuniting me with my teddy bear!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For, uh, "reuniting" with his teddy bear. At the hip. Repeatedly.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For your third TUI... Trolling Under the Influence.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For spreading delicious slander about my good name.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For claiming to have a good name, and for using Google Translator to come up with your title.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being in a league with the French!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because...
You maniac! You blew it all up!

*mutated sentient whales grab me*

Get your damn flippers off me you damn dirty whales!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For claiming to have a good name, and for using Google Translator to come up with your title.

Nope. I do actually know about FINE ART that doesn't depict ALTERNIAN MUSCLEBEASTS. The Perfidy of Images is quite elegant in its simplicity.

OT: For being a Frenchie!