The Guy above me is a troll because...

[TheDoctor455]

For talking nonsense... and I'm not French, you idiot.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For actually trolling.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For your fourth TUI.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For claiming that the following is actually a pipe:

Also for continuing to insist that I'm drunk.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For being in denial about your drunkenness. The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being pissed because it hasn't rained in forever. He wants a drink that the dry soil won't provide.

 

[Neonbob]

...for linking unsuspecting children to a goatse site!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being admin of said site!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being a frequent visitor to said site!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing what exactly I abuse the server of said site for!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For using bad grammar!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For sustained! Bring in the dancing lobsters!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For making strange and vague accusations!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being a coward despite being very powerful!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For having an unnatural affinity for flying types!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For being stupid.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For letting his post get swallowed up by the Chasm server!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not wanting said post to be swallowed by the Chasm server!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being the Chasm server! Get your act together or I'm spraying you with the fire hose!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing The Chasm Server is only one of my many subsystems.