The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Heart of Darkness]

For drinking the draught of eternal life I made several thousand years ago.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For slipping roofies into it!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For complaining about it!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For complaining about the complaining over a drug that wasn't invented back then. >.>

 

[TheDoctor455]

For inventing the drug back then and using it on me!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For attempting to make this go in an infinite loop by making me post "For complaining about the complaining about the complaining over a drug that wasn't invented back then."

Well, your plan is hereby thwarted!

For being a ninja!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being Frieza.

 

[Scde2]

For being Pizza.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being a Mac.

 

[Scde2]

For breaking all the windows in Windowville.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For running an experimental OS called Pear Notdoors.

 

[Scde2]

Knows every account that I use without Scde2.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Has just realized that all his finances have been drained.

 

[Scde2]

For terrifying me.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being so easily terrified.

 

[Scde2]

For being the troll of my dreams.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For not making me the troll of his nightmares, too.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For being the troll of his dreams.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For writing erotic fanfiction concerning him and the Whomping Willow.

 

[Scde2]

Planted the Wooping Willow.