The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Scde2]

For working in mysterious ways!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For working in stupid ways.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not working at all!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For working at the concession stand.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For staring at me.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For his wooden expression.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For innuendo!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For perpetuating the view of me as a tree.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For accusing someone else of calling you a tree.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not calling him out for joining on April fools day!
[sup]Or whatever you call it...[/sup]

 

[TheDoctor455]

For joining on May-Day!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being part of an elite group of people who joined on the first of a month!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For hypocrisy!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being sold as charcoal briquettes.

 

[Scde2]

For being the love of my death.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For hating me in undeath.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For coexisting in a parasitic relationship with me that hurts the both of us.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For starting that relationship!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For insinuating that our relationship merely started, instead of having existed since the dawn of time and currently manifesting itself in this form in this forum.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For being the essence of my mortality in disguise!