The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for wanting me to ignore wishes!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing it doesn't count if it doesn't start with "I wish"!

 

[Scde2]

For thinking that the right breasts are waiting for me out there!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not even giving boobs a chance!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For promoting chance!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to dance!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For trying to force people to dance to your terrible terrible taste in music.

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling Metallica horrible!

 

[Scde2]

For not listening to Plastica!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not nuking him for calling Metallica horrible!
[sup]Do I have to do everything myself?[/sup]

For posing in between Neon's post and my post!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For supposedly being Extraordinary.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For living in the past.

 

[Neonbob]

...for pushing people into the time stream!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not just building a time-dam at the source!

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking me on a rollercoaster of emotion!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking that was emotion, while it really was...

Actually, it's better if you keep thinking it's emotion...

 

[Neonbob]

...for being so taciturn while I was trying to talk with you!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I would hear when your mic isn't working!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to name evil!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing Evil is me!