The Guy above me is a troll because...

[TheDoctor455]

For being a living stereotype.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being a walking contradiction.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a zombie troll!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being a troll zombie.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being on a diet of troll brains and then eating your own!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For not keeping up with the Joneses!

 

[Neonbob]

...for using them as a measuring stick!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For using SI measurements in an imperial country!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For living in an imperial country!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For weighing himself in stones!

 

[Neonbob]

...for stoning people with granite!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For spraying people with cyanide.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For spraying people with Dihydrogen monoxide.

 

[Voodoomancer]

For spraying people with milk!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For spraying people with H[sub]2[/sub]S0[sub]4[/sub]!
[sup]Good thing I'm not people...[/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being in denial! *sprays with H[sub]2[/sub]SO[sub]4(aq)[/sub]*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking such things matter for something like me!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For sleeping in my iron maiden!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I'm only there because I'm everywhere!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For failing to realize that he can't be everywhere at once, or else he'd know what I'm doing right now!