The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing I do know what your doing right now!
[sup]You're trolling!
Oh, and on the right now from when you were typing it you were typing that post.[/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Okay, fine.

For not knowing what I was doing after I typed that post, Mr. Literal. And trolling is not an acceptable answer--I'm on holiday, after all.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Well, after that you were being accused of trolling, by me, therefore you are a troll!"

 

[Heart of Darkness]

That wasn't what I was doing after I typed that post. You were accusing me, I had no say in the matter. The correct answer was "eating breakfast." So, clearly, YOU FAIL KTHXBAI.

For STFU GTFO.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Well, you were also breathing, but that has nothing (well, nothing you need to know about) to do with me."

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For "Breathing is more or less an automatic bodily response, much like blinking is. Technically, they don't count unless you're aware of doing and regulating it."

 

[Neonbob]

...for living on Pluto with a dog!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For living on Pluto as a flea! A harmless little flea! You better look out that I don't put you in a box, then put that box in a bigger box, mail that box to myself and when it arrives, I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For providing him internet on Pluto!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For not getting the reference! I am very disappoint!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being very disappointing!

 

[Neonbob]

...for giving people porn on the street!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For giving people porn of himself on the street!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For making said porn of the streets!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For taking Scenery Porn [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SceneryPorn] to a whole new level.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For jerking off to scenery porn.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For jerking off to him jerking off to scenery porn!
[sup]You should have expected this reply![/sup]

 

[TheDoctor455]

For being from DBZ.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being happy right now!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For burning books!