The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Heart of Darkness]

For not actually speaking English there!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For complaining!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For vuirnviduvqeuibvfibu!

 

[Scde2]

Because he is so...Canadian.

Spoiler: Damn straight I am!

OT: For being right...

[sub]I blame Heart of Darkness for this.[/sub]

Try doing that without British help or without your own capital burning down. XD

OT: For gibberish!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For calling out someone who doesn't exist! [user]TheModWhoKeepsDeletingPosts[/user] isn't a user!

 

[Scde2]

Because I didn't know who it was!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned because that's not an excuse!

 

[Scde2]

Because your face isn't an excuse!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned because I'll have you know my face is a national treasure!

 

[Scde2]

Banned because I'll have you know my face is a national treasure!

For banning someone in a troll thread! How could you!?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For crossing the streams! YOU NEVER CROSS THE STREAMS!!!!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because he is so...Canadian.

Spoiler: Damn straight I am!

OT: For being right...

[sub]I blame Heart of Darkness for this.[/sub]

Try doing that without British help or without your own capital burning down. XD

OT: For gibberish!

For crying about it! XD

OT: For getting everyone to start with "because" at the top of the page.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For what else do you propose? I'd rather start out with "because" than start out using bad grammar with "because for!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a grammar nazi!
[sup]The worst kind of nazi![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a regular nazi!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I'm a nazi!
[sup]I'm worse![/sup]

 

[Scde2]

For because for because!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Because for because for!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Just Cause!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For where's my money, ho?!