The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For always doing THAT!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For not bringing me my axe!

 

[Neonbob]

...for eating fake trees!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For the Lightfish equivalent of Leipzig!

 

[Neonbob]

...for listening in on conversations that you don't belong in!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For eating your nuke!

 

[Voodoomancer]

Because he says "for" instead of "because"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being right for once!
[sup]In other news: No "Heinous"![/sup]

 

[Scde2]

For letting the damn cat in!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For insulting my cat!

 

[Scde2]

For thinking that flea-bitten pussy deserves the warmth of a house!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For underestimating the powers of the Dark Side!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I said that!
[sup]They'll be overtaken by chickens long before that happens...[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I care!