The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Heart of Darkness]

For being racist!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For assuming I have blood!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For pointing it out! Shhhhhh...

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking it matters!
[sup]It counts for you too...[/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For wanting my fuzzy kitten!

 

[Voodoomancer]

for not sharing the fuzzy!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not "liberating" the fuzzy!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For thinking he's old enough/smart enough to be liberated!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I have such a thing as an age and was talking about myself!
Also: For doubting me!

[sup]You can either agree with me or be wrong![/sup]

 

[Voodoomancer]

For actually being the fuzzy kitten.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting me to get the Lazer Cat badge out!

 

[Voodoomancer]

For having the lazer cat badge.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For also having it!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not leaving me in charge of your house!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For expecting me to!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting an aircraft carrier in a beer can!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being unable to do that even after I've shown you how!

 

[Voodoomancer]

For having started yet another page of this endless thread.