The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Heart of Darkness]

For what were we talking about again?

 

[Voodoomancer]

For living under a bridge.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

FOR CALLING ME A TROLL.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For denying your trollishness!

 

[Neonbob]

...for bothering the senator with your spam!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For bothering me with your senator!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being my senator! No one voted for you!

 

[Neonbob]

...for hiring an incompetent pair of boobs!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For expecting boobs to be competent of anything!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For jiggle physics!

 

[Voodoomancer]

for physical jiggles!

 

[Neonbob]

...for leaving me out of the house while you were having a karaoke party!

 

[Voodoomancer]

For trying to sabotage my karaoke party.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For having a terrible singing voice!

 

[Neonbob]

...for complaining about mine when yours made a deaf kid commit suicide!

 

[Voodoomancer]

for exaggerating. It was attempted suicide.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing that's just because he died in an "accident" before he could!

 

[Voodoomancer]

For arranging said "accident"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For knowing too much...
[sup]People who know to much tend to get involved in "accidents"...[/sup]

 

[Voodoomancer]

for being a wannabe mobster.