The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

[sub]Prepare [/sub] for trouble!
And make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all the people within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessy!
James!
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
Surender now or prepare to fight!
Meowth! That's right!

 

[Neonbob]

...for quoting a whole thing!

 

[Scde2]

For having cute twins in your avatar!
[sup]What anime are they from?[/sup]

Black Lagoon. >

OT: For poking at me with his trident!

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for organizing underground pokemon fights.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For competing in them!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For everything!

 

[Neonbob]

...for nothing at all!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For that is what I said!

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for what has yet to be said.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For reasons which are confidential!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being a different flavor of dragon!

 

[Neonbob]

...for rejiggering the maflavin!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being completely unrelated to dragons!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For having hot, unprotected sex with dragons! And by dragons, I mean cougars! And by cougars, I mean YOUR MOM!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not telling me what you mean by "YOUR MOM"!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being denser than osmium!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not telling me what you mean by "osmium!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not knowing his elements by heart!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For technetium!

 

[Neonbob]

...for leaving cold meatloaf in the toilet!