The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For thinking the owners didn't deserve it!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for putting oatmeal in my pants.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For expecting to find someone hungry enough to go looking for them.

 

[Scde2]

For putting me down!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For hearing a sentence containing "oatmeal" and "pants" and rushing to arrive too late to partake.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for bologna.

 

[Scde2]

For lasagna.

 

[Scde2]

For reminding that I work at a Italian restaurant.

 

[Voodoomancer]

For not putting ketchup on them first.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For overloading your CPU!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For having footage of Scandinavia eating Denmark!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having footage of yourself devouring a sandwich!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For taking way too long to transform.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not transforming at all!
[sup]How boring![/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For taking three seasons, four deleted episodes, two holiday specials, and a movie to finish three lines of your monologue!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing about my Time Warping powers!
[sup]Why else did you think those 5 minutes before Namek exploded took so long?[/sup]