The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wearing a broken watch.

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for breaking it.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for breaking my heart.

[sup]*sob*[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking my watch is broken!
[sup]It's just 15 minutes early...[/sup]

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for breaking the Escapist.

[small]It apparently didn't exist on the internet for a few minutes just now.[/small]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For fixing it!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For bork!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For derping!

 

[Neonbob]

...for leaning more towards the herp!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being a herpaderpanologist!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For underestimating the powerful taste of lasercheese!

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for Smurf!!

 

[Neonbob]

...for studying the effects of mustard gas on retards!

 

[Scde2]

For boom boom boom!

 

[Neonbob]

...for bang bang bang bang.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For nark nark nark!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for noises.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a hamster!

 

[Neonbob]

...for squishing hamsters!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for painting hamsters bright green.