The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Heart of Darkness]

For thinking that that was meatloaf!

[sub]It's a chocolate bar.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wasting perfectly good chocolate.

[sup]That should've been used to poison dogs![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting to poison dogs!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for letting cats control his brain.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting a rodent in your small intestines.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for creating the mental image of rodents inside rodents.

[sup]Inside rodents, inside rodents, inside rodents...[/sup]

 

[Scde2]

For breaking my code!

 

[Neonbob]

...for coding a wall!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for setting up a chain of restaurants to sell boiled plastic to the masses.

 

[Scde2]

For exposing himself to Korean War veterans!
[sub]You air, should be ashamed[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a part of the russian mob!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for putting vegemite on his nose.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting grease on my favorite noose!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for putting porpoises in positions of power.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For lack of pony.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not giving out free ponies in every box of Redlin Crunch.

[sup]The cereal that drives you to the brink of insanity with every tasty bite![/sup]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not visiting me and my villa in this glorious country known as Insanity!

[sub]Who drove you here? You can't get here anywhere else you know.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for using a BFG to melt the chocolate factory.