The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Voodoomancer]

...for cheesy trolling.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For BLUH BLUH HORSE COCK.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For naughty hands, naughty naughty hands!

 

[Lambi]

For not knowing I like naughty hands. Goes well with my naughty needs...

 

[Neonbob]

...for brainwashing your hands with soap!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For brain bleach!

 

[Neonbob]

...for scrubbing your mind with steel wool!

 

[Scde2]

For re-gifting my steel socks!

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting people to wear your used thongs!

 

[Scde2]

For not smelling them at least!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For not smelling this rag!

 

[Lambi]

For wearing a ribbon on a Sunday!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For going to bed!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not checking your bed for s pikes!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For the Clubfish equivalent of Constantinople!

 

[Neonbob]

...for bringing a weapon of slight annoyance to bear!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For the Trout equivalent of Tobruk!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for bringing pandas to an NRA meeting.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For denying them guns!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for arming the most dangerous creatures on the face of the planet.

[sup]We're doomed, I tell you! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED![/sup]