The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for mistaking me for someone else.

[sup]You must be thinking of Bob from Accounting.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing he's actually Bart from the programming division!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For insinuating we pee in the shower at all!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being unaware that we have a toilet for that!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For still denying it.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being on a slippery slope that leads to a thresher.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a slippery slope that leads to a thresher.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being a thresher at the bottom of a slippery slope.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a thresher that leads to the bottom of a slippery slope

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making me have yet another snow day.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being too poor to invest in an orbital laser to blow up the planet which generates enough heat to melt the snow!

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for not just dealing with it.

[sub]I climbed a 2-meter pile of snow to get to school today[/sub]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For "Snow? What is snow?"

[sub][sub]The rest of the US has either blizzards or snow. Florida was seventy degrees Fahrenheit today and sunny.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a blimp!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being slush!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For making slushies.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not giving me some!