The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Scde2]

For making me touch his brain

 

[Ren3004]

For touching the precentral gyrus.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing that was just his meatstorage for lunch!

For "Snow? What is snow?"

[sub][sub]The rest of the US has either blizzards or snow. Florida was seventy degrees Fahrenheit today and sunny.[/sub][/sub]

Well, over here it's 10 degrees Celcius...
And it was sunny, before it got dark...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For taking a piece of it while you were touching it!

 

[Ren3004]

For killing the other four Redlins.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not realizing they were inferior and had to be removed.

 

[Ren3004]

For not inquiring about the whereabouts of the other 3003 Rens.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being unaware of the location and existence of the Ren producing factory!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For making clothespins!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I make spiders do that for me!

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for spider slavery!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For posting in two threads at once!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For triple postings!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For no reason.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being so shortcoming!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...forage.

 

[Neonbob]

...for using a single word to express an entire sentiment!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For the Starfish equivalent of St Nazaire!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For the Manatee equivalent of the Gulags!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for inventing wood.