The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking anyone is safe from the panda plight.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For thinking I would stay on the planet after distributing the weapons.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for taking all of the maple syrup, bacon, and hockey with him to Mars.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For misinterpreting your speels! It's not so much anti-panda as it is PRO-KODIAK BEAR.

 

[Neonbob]

...for confusing your own mind with a bit of pain!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For eating my cheesecake and saying it's a lie!

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for losing it in the bowels of the enrichment center.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For calling that whale-nuker an enrichment center!

 

[Neonbob]

...for doubting my enriching properties!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being fortified with vitamins and minerals and containing 120% the daily recommended amount of caffeine.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not being able to withstand all that glorious caffeine!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for going the completely wrong way with his line of thinking.

[sup]You, sir, are not nearly caffeinated enough!

*TROUT-SLAP!*[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for being page-ninja'd!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being made of cardboard!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For carrying a deluminator everywhere.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a stunt double in Robocop.