The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Heart of Darkness]

For succumbing to peer pressure!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... Exactly!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for expectations.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not living up to them!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for expecting so much of a lazy rodent.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For taking more than an hour to come up with that reply!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a demanding person!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing just how reasonable I am!
[sup]Is a reply within 3 minutes too much to ask?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being completely unreasonable.

[sup]Some of us do things during the day![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for being more demanding!
[sup]MAYBE! [/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not replying within sixteen nanoseconds starting now!

[sup]I AM SO DAMN DISAPPOINT![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a disappointed rodent!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not watching war documentaries with me.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not watching more interesting documentaries.

Spoiler: 7000! UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Let the good times roll.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not napping with a cute little puppy!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trying to monopolize the cute little kittens!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for serving the cute little kittens without a side order of fries.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For eating a ferret to celebrate!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing a side dish of fries is reserved for chinchillas!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For trying to steal my hamsters.