The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for whacking people with their own fingers!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for whacking people's fingers with his junk.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not finding that an honor!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Spoiler: For

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[Neonbob]

...for refusing to let the rules of physics matter to you!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For thinking that matters when someone around here is Heart of Darkness! He's not allowed to post in here!

 

[Roxas1359]

For ignoring what Newton said!
[sub]I've got a question, have any of you received a PM from some random user asking you to email them? I've seen two so far from the same user.[/sub]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For "Nope, can't say I have. Perhaps you've got spambots!"

 

[Roxas1359]

For not knowing it is okay!
[sub]ThyNameIsMud took care of it by nuking him apparently.[/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

For opening up possible Portal jokes!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to change that!

 

[Roxas1359]

For suggesting things that I have no idea about!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For bad sentence structure!

 

[Roxas1359]

For making me feel bad!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not letting me remove your colon!

 

[Roxas1359]

For wanting to remove my colon!