The Guy above me is a troll because...

Last of the Chinchillas · Feb 23, 2011

...for trying to salt my delicious ass.

[sup]It is considered a delicacy in some countries.[/sup]

Redlin5_v1legacy · Feb 23, 2011

FOR SALSA!

Neonbob · Feb 23, 2011

...for dropping boogers all over the house!

Redlin5_v1legacy · Feb 23, 2011

Salsa...

Lazy Kitty · Feb 23, 2011

For dropping to the floor at all the times where it's really inconvenient to you!

Neonbob · Feb 23, 2011

...for making your guests eat your nasty grass flavored tacos!

mParadox · Feb 23, 2011

So that's where the Salsa thing came from. Interesting.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Feb 23, 2011

For "I'm having a moment, leave me alone.".

Last of the Chinchillas · Feb 23, 2011

...for making me kiss 37 wallabies.

Lazy Kitty · Feb 23, 2011

For cheating on your wife with 37 wallabies!

Last of the Chinchillas · Feb 23, 2011

...for not knowing that she started it!

[sup]Her and that damned walrus![/sup]

Lazy Kitty · Feb 23, 2011

For not being good enough to keep her from going to a walrus!

Last of the Chinchillas · Feb 23, 2011

...for putting all the blame on me.

[sup]Hey, that was one sexy walrus.[/sup]

Redlin5_v1legacy · Feb 23, 2011

For being on my list.

Last of the Chinchillas · Feb 23, 2011

...for not finding Goat when we really need him.

[sup]His condiment dispensing powers could've fixed this.[/sup]

Redlin5_v1legacy · Feb 23, 2011

For thinking such desperate measures are needed.

[sub]I can fix this myself... I can...[/sub]

Last of the Chinchillas · Feb 23, 2011

...for believing in his salsa obtaining abilities.

Lazy Kitty · Feb 23, 2011

For not believing in them!

Neonbob · Feb 23, 2011

...for living in sin!

Lazy Kitty · Feb 23, 2011

For not knowing that's just one of my smaller residences!