The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for forming the Fellowship of Hawtbutandladiesecks.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for making me want hotbutladiesecks.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me feel...something.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for getting a boner.
[sub]Yea, I know what it was...[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking exactly what I was thinking.

[sup]Our little Sas is growing up.[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for pointing out that our little one is getting older.
[sub]Sniff. Ima gonna cry.[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

... for not giving importance to his growth.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for thinking I don't care about my little Sas.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for caring about me.

[sup]Don't...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for going through his teenage rebellion phase.

[sup]We only want what's best for you.[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for ninjaing my care for Sas.
[sub]But I love you![/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

... for smothering him.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for not knowing what it's like to be a mother.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not picking Sas up from school today.

[sup]How could you forget about your own son?![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for SHUT UP, EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!

I HATE YOU!!!!!!

*RUNS OFF, SLAMMING DOORS*

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for making your own mother cry.
[sub]Sniff, sniff...[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a bad parent.

[sup]You made me watch Twilight...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being grounded for two weeks.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for grounding our son.
[sub]It's not his fault.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I've been sneaking out for a week to score drugs.

[sup]You fools...[/sup]