The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

... for fooling your parents.
[sub]Back in my day, you'd be beaten with a leather belt and that's how "puberty" ended![/sub]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for being a drug addict. My own son, a drug addict!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not catching on to all the warning signs.

[sup]I blame your hippie parents![/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for bringing your in-laws into this.
[sub]They haven't done drugs since the 70's.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being alive after I killed you 3 years ago.

[sup]Didn't Sylar kill his mom in Season 1?[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for attempting to murder your mom.
[sub]Guess what? Plot twist![/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being killed by me.

[sup]I hate plot twists...so random and twisty.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for hating the plot twist.

[sup]It's actually a pretty good one in the series.[/sup]

@Ky: Yes, absolutely. It will be awesome.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

Off topic: I hope Goat shits bricks when he reads all of this.
On topic:...for not knowing I reveal because I love.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not showing me that sort of love.

:_(

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for not accepting my love.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for failing at crying emoticons.
...for being a loving ninja.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being a better parent to me.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for wanting more than what I can provide.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for doing that voodoo that you do.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for being against The Voodoo.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not having any voodoo yourself.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a relationship with a manticore.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not having a relationship with the pandas.

[sup]You're both nearly dead, why not create a mutant offspring?[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for making me want pandas.