The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wanting to know the finer points of cat foreplay.

[sup]Well, first you CENSORED and then if it turns pink you CENSORED and then apply the toothpaste liberally.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for explaining the points of cat foreplay.

[sup]Don't get me started about the stingrays...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for trying to get me to get him to explain stingray foreplay.

[small]Which I'm not. Though I hear you're quite familiar with it...[/small]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not trying hard enough.

[sup]Or are you?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking that was an attempt to get him to explain stingray foreplay.

[small]It wasn't.[/small]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for trying to get inside my mind.

Spoiler

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking I want to get inside his head.

[small]*scoff* Honestly, who would want to do that?[/small]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not wanting to get inside Sas's head.

[sup]I hear he has cheeses and sardines stored in there. Sardines, man![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for mishearing rumours about stuff in my head.

[sup]More like loose women and hotbutsecks...and cake.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking hotbutsecks is more enticing than sardines.

[small]But... the cheese...[/small]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for wanting cheese more then loose women and hotbutsecks.

[sup]The f**k is wrong wit' chu?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to make me choose between hawtbutsecks and sardines.

[sup]Too..difficult...brain...melting...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me cave.

[sup]OK, hawtbutsecks while eating sardines...HAPPY?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making THE GREATEST POST IN THIS THREAD'S HISTORY!

Spoiler: You have just earned yourself one of these.

 

[Empireth]

...for not even taking the cake into consideration there.

[sup]Then... what's the cake like?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me remember the cake.

[sup]FFS...OK. Hawtbutsecks while eating sardines while laying on cake covered with cheese...[/sup]
[sup]I need a quack...[/sup]

[sup]@Chinchy: I'll take that and lol at the awesomeness of it.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for

[sup]Sas, I'd say I want to mount you, but you're my son, so that would be creepy.[/sup]

@Empireth: It means "for fuck's sake." He likes his short-hand.

 

[Empireth]

...for letting me stay confused at the letters eff, eff, ess.

[sup]@Sas: You never said what the cake was like. I want to know, dammit![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising what FFS means.

@Empireth[sup]I'll let you figure that out for yourself...cake was used as a matress for sardines and hawtbutsecks orgy. It tasted of CENSORED.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for reminding me I'm still new.

[sup]Well then. You have lost all chances of me getting in your head, ever.[/sup]