The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for not buying a panda sooner.

[sup]They're cheap...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for calling me sane.
[small]Yeah, don't deny it. You definitely called me that.[/small]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking that I called you sane.

[sup]No, no I didn't...
_>
^_^
[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not remembering his farewell last night before bed.
[small]Did you honestly go to bed at six? England's five hours ahead of us, and it was one here...[/small]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for reminding me to say farewell tonight.

[sup]It said half 5 on my laptop...I don't have anything to get up for, hence the HUGE post count.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not having a reason to wake up in the morning.

[small]Close enough. And I hate you for that. I have to go to class.[/small]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for hating the fact I can sleep and get up whenever I damn well please.

[sup]Yes, it's great to have your own sleep regime.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for being able to have his own sleep regime.

[small]I'd not be as tired if I got to choose when I slept. It's not my problem I can't sleep at night![/small]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not making me sleepy.

[sup]I can sleep at night...it's that this place gets so much wackier at night.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking I was trying to make him sleepy.

[small]This place being wackier didn't affect me much. I was here already anyway, but I just couldn't post. Now I can, now I understand the wackiness.[/small]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for finally understanding the wackiness.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being the wackiset here.

[sup]That's it, embrace the crazy...it will consume you.[/sup]

[sup]Ya see, I would never do that in real life. I'm sane offline.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for being part of that wackiness.

[small]Are you now? I don't believe that for some reason.[/small]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not trusting me...BLARGH!

 

[Empireth]

...for mistaking the word "believe" for "trust"

[small]There is a difference, you know.[/small]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for arguing semantics.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not wanting to argue.

[sup]@Empireth:That was true, or maybe it wasn't. All I know is that cats love foreplay...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking I care about cat foreplay.

[small]And/or relating the cat foreplay to me.[/small]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not caring about cat foreplay.

[sup]That's insanely important.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not explaining the importance of cat foreplay to me.

[small]How so?[/small]