The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For being from the New Moon!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For sinking the city of Atlanta.

EDIT: Atlanta, Georgia.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For apparently reading Twilight too if you know what happens in Twilight.
Wait, a sunken city?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking R'yleh!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For turning R'yleh into a gay bar!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I would!
[sup]I never go to any kind of bar![/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For thinking you need to go to bars to own one!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking my private alcohol stock is a bar!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For thinking otherwise! I know how many people you get drunk down there!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking THAT is my private alcohol stock!
[sup]That is my private alcoholic beverage research and testing lab, where I conduct research for new and stronger alcoholic beverages and test them on "volunteers".[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for turning my house into a fetid pit of putridity!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking it!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For illegal building!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... It's not illegal, since my word is law.

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to let me into your basement!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting to get in!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For stealing his pants in the first place! You're wearing them right now!