The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking you do!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing I have all eterenity, so I can waste as much time as I want and there'd still be so much left!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For only realizing that now!
[sup]Well, at least I'm not arrogant without reason.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for being so very hard to lick!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned for trying to use Lick!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being the worst paperweight of all time.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

...for being the worst paperweight of all time.

For hiding from me!

*Tacklehug*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking something that most of the time doesn't take a physical form would make a good paperweight!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not being a better metaphysical paperweight!
and

...for being the worst paperweight of all time.

For hiding from me!

*Tacklehug*

...for squeezing the shit out of my organs.

[sup]*explodes*
*it is gooey*[/sup]

 

[Scde2]

For being the first of his kind.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not being Lenin Cat.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For reforming.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for blowing up the decoy Chinchy.

[sup]*sigh* I lose more employees that way.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

...for not being a better metaphysical paperweight!
and

...for being the worst paperweight of all time.

For hiding from me!

*Tacklehug*

...for squeezing the shit out of my organs.

[sup]*explodes*
*it is gooey*[/sup]

For having shit in your organs in the first place!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Spoiler: ...for having organs filled with failure and despair!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

...for blowing up the decoy Chinchy.

[sup]*sigh* I lose more employees that way.[/sup]

For also deploying decoys.

>.>

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for releasing the decoys that I had replaced with other decoys.