The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Heart of Darkness]

For thinking he's the paragon of pants fashion!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For magical harmony.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For blasting off again!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being too late to sign up for membership.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing I'm already a member!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not knowing what membership I was referring to!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... membership of Team Rocket?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... Membership of what then?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For lacking membership to my extremely exclusive evil club.

 

[Scde2]

For fighting teh powah

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Redlin
For... Well, you didn't type Evil with a capital "E", thus signifying things which have been twisted by me.

 

[Scde2]

For Dr. Evil.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For good grief.

 

[Scde2]

For what should I do with this TNT?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For not sticking it in your pants.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For what should I do with this TNT?

For... Kill some creepers.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not playing more MineCraft!