The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking the sanity/insanity rating applies to me at all!
[sup]It doesn't and neither does the Alive/Half Alive/Half Dead/Dead/Undead rating.[/sup]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For having no charisma, just evil!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... That's Evil! With a capital "E"!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For thinking I'll give you that. You're just evil.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking you have to give me anything.
I already have what I want, now I'll take the rest!

 

[Neonbob]

...for leaving very little for me to light on fire!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing everything exists to entertain me!
That often means I'll burn everything.

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to let me burn things!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not just doing so!

 

[Neonbob]

...for leaving me in the lurch!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not just setting yourself on fire!

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting me to have so little fun!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing I'll find it hilarious!

 

[Neonbob]

...for deeming a jester the king!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

...for deeming a jester the king!

For reminding me of a certain part of Fable 3 with that post!

 

[Neonbob]

For being myopic!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For...
What? How did you know?

Oh, because I just posted this...
Well, I wear contacts to fix that...

 

[Neonbob]

...for needing my hands!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not cutting them off!