The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for sliding my feet into cement!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned for being thrown into the river with your feet stuck in a block of cement!

 

[Neonbob]

...for throwing people into a river!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for polluting my river with all these people!

 

[Neonbob]

...for pushing squirrels into a wood chipper!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for taping wombats together to make a grappling hook!

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting far too involved in politics!

 

[Neonbob]

...for defining the tunes!

 

[Neonbob]

...for cutting me out of a diamond!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For using something physical to cut diamonds instead of the power of your mind!

 

[Neonbob]

...for stealing my pocketknife!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I would!
[sup]Why would I? Does it have a shiny red button for launching nukes? If so then I probably did.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for lying to the grand jury!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For decreasing the amount of whales in the world.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not complaining about the fact he hasn't made them go extinct yet!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being my friend! How dare you!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being so nerfable!