The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for chastising Rex for trying to get the taste of your cooking out of his mouth.

 

[Neonbob]

...for staring at my bosom!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wearing such a revealing top.

@Dark: OH GOD!!! THE PAPRIKA!!! IT BURNS!!!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for inflicting more pain on me.

BUT IT'S NEARLY DOUGHY ENOUGH!!! *AARRGGHHLLEBLLAARRGGHHLLE!*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for

(Chinchy cannot respond right now, as he is in shock from devouring so much of the FOOD OF THE DAMNED!)

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to smile!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For trying to hunt me down with Nerf missiles.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not being Portal 2.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not making enough for us all!

 

[Neonbob]

...for barking at all hours of the night.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not joining his cause.