The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For stocking up on Nerf guns!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not doing so as well!

 

[Neonbob]

...for demanding changes!

 

[Neonbob]

...for sucking up my legs!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned for being less popular at parties than Malacath!
And believe me...Malacath is not popular at parties!

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting popularity!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing I just want your nukes!
[sup]Or the launch codes and whatever else I need to launch them...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not just asking for one!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking one (unless it's an extremely powerful one) will work for what I want them for! (blowing up the universe)

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting the universe gone!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I want to destroy it with a nuke this time!
[sup]Last time I destroyed a universe it was by dividing by zero![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting to destroy my home!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not just making a better home after I've created a new, better universe again!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being overly sensitive about some issues!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not telling me more about these "issues"!

 

[Neonbob]

...for giving yourself some strange conniptions!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For licking bricks!