The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for refusing all of my sexy advances!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For making said advances!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For ignoring me!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having [a href=http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/Fun]Fun[/a]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I've ever been able to enjoy that kind of fun!
[sup]I always get bored long before fun is in sight...[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For expecting me to be interested in musicals!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not inviting me!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... So we get to wear dresses and stuff?
Damn you for not inviting me!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... So that's why I wasn't invited!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not putting me in one of them!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to eat Tommy Lee Jones.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trying to steal my food!