The Guy above me is a troll because...

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for turning this thread into Twitter.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for HOLY SHIT IT'S KY GET IN THE CAR!!!!

[sup]@Ky: He asked and I answered. BTW, Chinchy disowned me.[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for running away.
[sub]@Sas: He still owes child support.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising that I was joking.

[sup]@Ky: Well, when he comes back from his hawtladiesecks, which is what I'm assuming he's up to, ask him for it then.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for being a goddamned ninja.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for getting ninja'd.
[sub]@Sas: Hawtladiesecks, without me? That cheating bastard. Ima giving him a piece of my mind when he gets home...[/sub]

 

[Empireth]

...for being that guy... who is mentioned more often that you'd think possible. And I've never met you, so hello.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for saying hello.

So hi.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being friendly.

[sup]@Empireth: Ky is the resident ninja. Also, where in Canada do you live? If that isn't too creepy.[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for mentioning Canada, I wanna live in Canada. The U.S. is boring...

 

[Sassafrass]

...for saying the U.S is boring when England is more so.

[sup]According to my Google Sidebar, it's far from it.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for wanting to stalk where I live.

[sup]Yeah, I caught that not-mentioned context. (shhh. I can't think of the actual word. I've had three hours of sleep for the past week.)[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for catching on.
[sub]Only if you live in Ontario...[/sub]

 

[Empireth]

...For distinguishing Ontario from the other 12 provinces and territories.

[sup]What did you mean by that anyway?[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for being concerned aboot the other provinces.
[sub]See what I did there?[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for suddenly turning Scottish on us.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for missing it by a mile.

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking we say "aboot".

[sup]Sorry to break it to you, but it's "about". A-bout. Not A-boot.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for correcting us on how the Canadians say about.

 

[Empireth]

...for making it sound like he didn't want to be corrected.

[sup]We most certainly don't say about the way the Scots do.[/sup]