The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

... for foreseeing things.
[sub]You want the truth? You can't handle the truth![/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not quoting what I think he was going to quote.

[sup]But I was thinking of that one vaguely.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for expecting people to act how they weren't going to act.

[sup]@Chinchy/Sas: I was there for that. But I saw no mention of Sas getting dropped by his mother...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not expecting people to act how I expect them to act.

[sup]@Empireth: Yeah, I looked through there to and didn't see anything. Chinchy, explain.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for needing explanations.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for reminding them that they need explanations.

[sup]Uh...look, a distraction!
*Runs away.*[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for avoiding explaining Sas's turbulent family actions. Even he needs explanations, and he's the son...

[sup]@Chinchy: I cry fowl, good sir! There was no Sas-droppage there! We're both waiting for answers...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for screaming about chickens.

 

[Empireth]

...for making fun of my phonetic spelling.

[sup]But screaming about chickens is fun...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking screaming about chickens is fun.

[sup]Screaming AT them is better.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having weird hobbies.

 

[Empireth]

...for not explaining how Sas got dropped by his mother.

[sup]@Sas: That's fun too. By the way, do you know the time difference between you and Australia? I can figure out the time difference from you to me...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for wanting to know about parental neglect.

[sup]@Empireth: I think it's roughly 8 hours, not sure.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for alkjsodingaoiwneg;aksndoinb;aow9315-2093jbalkse.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not telling me and Empireth the truth.

[sup]gyfuey38y38y83ewi89 3r24e54re5r45f5fg4r. See, I can spout random stuff to.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a failure as a son.

[sup]I'm disowning you.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me the happiset kid in the world.

[sup]YIPPIE!!!![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing that now he has no place to go.

[sup]I am so disappoint. And out of here. There are...places...I need to be.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for leaving us.

[sup]@Sas: So that's 8 hours ahead, 16 behind?
@Chinchy: Jerk. The night's just getting started![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for lamenting the Chinchillas lose.

[sup]@Empireth: That was a random guess. I'll look it up. Google says 11 hours between England and Australia.[/sup]