The Guy above me is a troll because...

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for telling me how to get cookies.
[sub]I go to the kitchen for mine...[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

... for using these "kitchens".
[sub]The things kids have these days...[/sub]

 

[PixelKing]

For going to the kitchen.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for not changing the subject randomly.
[sub]Where is my son?[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

... for wanting to change subjects.
[sub]Felling uncomfortable, are you?[/sub]

 

[PixelKing]

For wanting to change the subject

 

[PixelKing]

Ninja

 

[Ren3004]

... for being ninja'd by someone who posted 8 minutes before him.

 

[Sassafrass]

..for rubbing in the failed posting.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not rubbing other people's noses in their fail.

 

[Sassafrass]

..for thinking that I'm that nasty.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not being nasty enough.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for wanting me to bring out my nasty side.

[sup]Do you really want me too?[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for sounding threatening.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being threatened by a simple question.

[sup]Well, do you?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking that sounded threatening.

[sup]Seriously, he tried to kill me in a car crusher last night![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for nearly being killed.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not killing Empireth.

[sup]Quick, grab his legs![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for not being patient.
[sub]There was poison in that car crusher.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not telling me this.

[sup]Oh, right...how long does it take?[/sup]