The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

... for not knowing the action mechanisms of common poisons.
[sub]It should start to act right about... now...[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for mocking my loose knowledge of poisons.

[sup]Good, good...[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for not doing anything to increase his knowledge.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking that I use poison to kill.

[sup]I use creative ways like crushers, pianos falling on people, sharks with laser beams attached to their heads, stuff like that.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking that wrestling a laser beam onto a shark is worth someone's life.

[sup]I'd stick with dropping tv's out of 13 story windows... As someone who plays piano, I am quite offended you think of them as disposable killing machines.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for not realizing that sharks with laser beams are awesome.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for agreeing with me.

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking anyone who agrees with him is a troll.

[sup]Though, you're right, they are...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for still being annoyed at the crusher incident.

[sup]God sakes, let it go![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for having a hand with only 4 fingers.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for fai...I see what you did there.
For trying to fool me.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not being easily fooled.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to fool my son.

[sup]Which isn't that hard to do, since his mother dropped him on his head.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for stating Sas could be easily fooled.

[sup]How did that happen?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being here during my 'difficult' phase.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for talking back.

[sup]Don't make me get the belt out, boy.
@Emprieth: Around pgs. 91-92 here.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for being such a controlling parent.
[sub]You don't even let him be fooled? Give him some freedom.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for getting involved in this family feud.

[sup]It ain't your fight.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for not knowing the truth.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not telling me this 'truth'.

[sup]I see a movie reference coming up.[/sup]