The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for falling over.

[sup]I thought goats had more mental powers then that.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking the monocle shouldn't be used for evil or right of command.

[sup]Everyone knows that's what having a physics-breaking avatar is for...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for succumbing to the will of the monocle, like a good boy.

[sup]Here, a cookie for your obedience.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for handing out measly cookies.

[sup]The first time I got food, I got cake![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for failing to convert me to his ninja ways.

[sup]The power is strong in this one.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not a new spin on a meme!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for spreading heresy about The Monocle!

[sup]The Monocle is Truth! Behold, man-goat, your GOD![/sup]
...for not seeking shelter with The Monocle.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I would ever let him join my cult legitimate religion.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not noticing Tom Cruise sneaking up behind you with a club.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I wouldn't have ninja bodyguards to take him out.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not wanting to kneel to the Monocle.

[sup]Ah, come on guys. It's not so bad.
We have cookies. And high-class hookers.
All I ask is your total obedience to my every whim.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for ninjaing me.

[sup]TOM!!! Wake up, Tom. Buy Chinchy's monocle for millions of dollars![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that The Monocle is for sale.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising that everything has it's price.

[sup]$90,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 enough?[/sup]